So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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