So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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