What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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