left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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