a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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