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Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You are the jesus of drinking
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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