I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
