i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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