I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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