Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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