Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
