It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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