I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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