lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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