Your tits are I can't wait for
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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