Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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