Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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