The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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