Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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