I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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