Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Your penis caused this!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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