I looked at my own cervix.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We are two peas in an std pod
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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