I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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