Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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