ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
