Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Randomize