great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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