She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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