So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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