scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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