nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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