p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
