Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
