That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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