So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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