We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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