she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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