hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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