we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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