I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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