My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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