The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
