ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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