I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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