Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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