what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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3pm strippers are depressing
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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