I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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