She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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