Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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