he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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