True but thats because hes a fetus.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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