Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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