I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
there is puke in my bra ... again
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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