Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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