kristin has been a bad kristin
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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