There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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