You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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