69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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