I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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